01. You only drink 7up
02. You've made a program to catalog all of Takanori's outfits by date and song
03. You actually own more than three 100% accurate TMR cosplays
04. You have worn at least one in public... on a normal day
05. You have worn your 'Hot Limit' outfit... even if you were alone in your room you get points O_O;;
06. You know that on every TMR album there's at least one song with the initials TMR
07. You change your hair to match Takanori's latest hairstyle (bravo! how do you keep up??)
08. You know all the few simple parapara to his songs and have made some for the rest
09. You've been caught numerous times trying to replicate Takanori's cool on-stage moves -_-||
10. You don't think it's strange to see a man in full body jumpsuits or ass shorts.
11. You used 30+ boxes of tin foil, 3 smoke machines, wire hangers, and pipe to decorate your room like the "Dokusai -Monopolize-" PV
12. You've started to randomly strike model poses.
13. You customize your wardrobe so that you can easily strip most of it off.
14. You ripped up several pairs of your blue jeans of different shades of blue to make a 'Heat Capacity' outfit.
15. You have your own microphone stand and matching microphone
16. Actually you have several microphone stands to match your different outfits
17. You run around the stage (your back yard) with your microphone
18. No matter what you do, you just cant accomplish that cool move he does by swinging the microphone stand without injuring yourself
19. Your parents have just given up yelling at you for dancing on the table like Takanori
20. You use your wind machine daily
21. You've joined Turbo
22. You know what Turbo means
23. You replicate Takanori's birthmark with eyeliner
24. You've thought up of every nickname possible for Takanori.
25. You make sure your stomach can be seen at all times and have started excersizing to get abs
26. You show everyone you know pictures of Takanori and argue with them if they say he's not cute/adorable
27. You don't know how many times you've told people that you're NOT trying to dance like elvis
28. You have your friends spray water on you for your own music videos (home videos -_-)
29. You know the answer to Black or White?
30. You forgot how to headbang normally and now swing your head like Takanori
31. You try doing sexy poses to get a few laughs from your friends, hey it works for Taka!
32. You jump out of bushes wearing your "Wild Rush" outfit
33. You know Taka's evil twin is really out there somewhere >.>
34. You have an orange star platform in your pool
35. You know Taka must have a secret obsession with Star Wars...
36. You bought a scythe
37. You theorize about Taka possibly having multiple personality disorder... (no really, what's with the clones??)
38. You plug yourself into your wall before you go to bed
39. You're worried that you might be a clone so you check your ass for wires...
40. You brought your copy of Discordanza to your school dance in hopes of the DJ actually playing a song
41. You think that's a freakin' brilliant idea
42. You know how many jewel thingies were used for the Albireo costume.
43. You sincerely envy the person who got to put that on him
44. You wonder if he was wearing pants.... ^^;;
45. You've taken screen captures of anytime his butt or legs were given close-ups in a video
46. You bring your TMR concert DVDs and CDs to friends houses to force them to watch and listen
47. TMR got you into other DA Family or vice-versa
48. You know who/what DA is
49. You own clothes from DEFROCK
50. You listen to Takanori's radio show and/or stalk the website
51. You sent him a really long birthday email even though it was in english hoping that maybe he could get someone to translate it for him
52. You never bring your boyfriend home- or if you're a guy you never go to your boyfriend/girlfriend's house-- especially if her father will be there!
53. You've planned your suit to conveniently turn into strategically placed ripped fabric just in time for you to strike cool poses as the smoke clears
54. You know what I was talking about in the last sentence even though it didn't make sense
55. Water is now a turn on for you because you associate it with Taka getting wet as in his videos (*drool*)
56. You can't watch the PV for "Thunderbird" without crying
57. You have a silk scarf that you whip around whenever you hear "White Breath"
58. You force your friends to do so as well
59. You only watched the episodes of Ruroni Kenshin and Gundam Seed that Takanori worked on *because* he worked on them.
60. You've watched all of Beautiful Life (or are currently watching it)
61. You know what TMR-e stands for and refuse to abbreviate when you speak of it.
62. Your friends refuse to be seen with you because you go nowhere without your "setsugen ~winter dust~" jacket or "Burnin X'Mas" hat
63. You're working on making a somewhat accurate estimation on how many birds and furry animals were killed for Takanori's wardrobe.
64. You have baby photos, yearbook pictures, and other random pictures from Takanori- pre-musical career
65. You have photos and music of Luis~Mary
66. You know what Luis~Mary is and are obsessed with finding more information on it only because of TMR
67. You have a TMR shrine in your room/locker/car ect.
68. You keep at least one TMR item in your possession at all times
69. You bought the Japanese version of the Spiderman 2 soundtrack even though it cost like 29145 times more than it would if you just bought it at your local cd shop because TMR is on the japanese version and not on your domestic version- DAMN THEM!
70. You are honestly convinced that if everyone listened to TMR the world would be a better place
71. You consider yourself part of the revolution
72. You've used the titles of TMR songs to make cheesy lines such as "I'm Takanori's PIN UP LADY" or "TMR is HEALING MY SOUL" or "Takanori gives me a WILD RUSH" or "Takanori Nishikawa is my LOVE SAVER" (^_^;)
73. You actually think it's cool and put it on icons and banners (-_-;;)
74. You write "R" after the "TM" (as in trademark) on random products.
75. You constantly write make fanfiction/doujinshi/fan art/poems/songs about TMR
76. Your teacher told you to write a short biography on someone famous and you handed in a 300 page paper on who else but Takanori Nishikawa complete with candid pictures and reference material including an autographed picture and birth certificate (which you got in exchange for vowing to never go stalking around his or his relatives houses ever again)
77. You're planning on doing the things on this list that you haven't already done
78. You've thought of things to add to this list....